velociraptors

yasha was stuck in his head, so i got to help get him out!

juzaluvlettraway (12:48:01 AM): dinosaurs

moscovite114 (12:48:06 AM): why does he plague me so much

moscovite114 (12:48:11 AM): i have no histroy with him

moscovite114 (12:48:15 AM): and he never fucked me at otakon

moscovite114 (12:48:16 AM): lol

juzaluvlettraway (12:48:19 AM): DINOSAURSSSSS

juzaluvlettraway (12:48:26 AM): i hope not, lol

moscovite114 (12:48:33 AM): I'M TRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

moscovite114 (12:48:38 AM): i have music blaring

juzaluvlettraway (12:48:44 AM): i figured

juzaluvlettraway (12:49:14 AM): you should engage your mind in somehting else

moscovite114 (12:49:33 AM): working on it

juzaluvlettraway (12:49:37 AM): liiike planning how to deal with a velociraptor attack

moscovite114 (12:49:38 AM): i have loud music on

juzaluvlettraway (12:49:44 AM): that's just the ears

moscovite114 (12:49:46 AM): i have already planned for that

juzaluvlettraway (12:49:53 AM): oh, well then

juzaluvlettraway (12:50:01 AM): uhh

moscovite114 (12:50:13 AM): i have my anti velociraptor boxers in my closet

moscovite114 (12:50:28 AM): and my suicide pill incase things don't go according to plan

juzaluvlettraway (12:50:40 AM): how many escape routes do you have

moscovite114 (12:50:44 AM): 5

moscovite114 (12:50:47 AM): door

moscovite114 (12:50:51 AM): actually more

moscovite114 (12:50:57 AM): cus i have windows all ove rthe house

moscovite114 (12:51:05 AM): plus enough button downs to make a ladder

moscovite114 (12:51:09 AM): out of my room if i need it

juzaluvlettraway (12:51:10 AM): lol

juzaluvlettraway (12:51:14 AM): that's true

moscovite114 (12:51:21 AM): i have a bad in my room

juzaluvlettraway (12:51:23 AM): i heard they can open doors

moscovite114 (12:51:30 AM): aha see

moscovite114 (12:51:39 AM): they can open those flat sticky outy handle

moscovite114 (12:51:40 AM): s

moscovite114 (12:51:47 AM): not the smooth round one on my room door

moscovite114 (12:51:54 AM): picture my door handle

juzaluvlettraway (12:51:57 AM): they could gnaw the handle off

moscovite114 (12:52:03 AM): then what

moscovite114 (12:52:08 AM): the little thingy is still on the door

juzaluvlettraway (12:52:13 AM): oh yeah

juzaluvlettraway (12:52:19 AM): charge the door!

moscovite114 (12:52:23 AM): lol

moscovite114 (12:52:26 AM): ok

moscovite114 (12:52:29 AM): thats what the bat is for

juzaluvlettraway (12:52:31 AM): but by then you'd be out the window, right?

moscovite114 (12:52:35 AM): exactly

moscovite114 (12:53:42 AM): JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL, LIVING IN A LONLEY WORLD!!!

juzaluvlettraway (12:53:45 AM): lol

moscovite114 (12:54:08 AM): finish the lyric

juzaluvlettraway (12:54:21 AM): took the midnight train go

juzaluvlettraway (12:54:24 AM): why?

juzaluvlettraway (12:54:32 AM): >_<

moscovite114 (12:54:42 AM): dunno

juzaluvlettraway (12:54:45 AM): lol

moscovite114 (12:54:48 AM): it's the lyric game

juzaluvlettraway (12:54:52 AM): is it...

juzaluvlettraway (12:55:04 AM): hey, do you think i'm safe in my dorm from velociraptors?

juzaluvlettraway (12:55:07 AM): now i'm worried...

moscovite114 (12:55:57 AM): no ur not

moscovite114 (12:56:02 AM): cus u don't have long sleeved shirts

moscovite114 (12:56:07 AM): or enough of them for 8 stories

moscovite114 (12:56:24 AM): i came up with afunny name for john

juzaluvlettraway (12:56:25 AM): if i pool bed sheets together with others, we might make it

juzaluvlettraway (12:56:30 AM): did you

moscovite114 (12:56:31 AM): he-who has-small-dick-and red-hair

juzaluvlettraway (12:56:35 AM): lol

moscovite114 (12:56:40 AM): cus jo told me that he is only like 4 inches

moscovite114 (12:56:42 AM): and i laughed

juzaluvlettraway (12:56:45 AM): awww

moscovite114 (12:57:24 AM): yea

moscovite114 (12:57:28 AM): so yea

juzaluvlettraway (12:57:55 AM): yeah

moscovite114 (1:01:26 AM): dude

moscovite114 (1:01:33 AM): so i feel better

moscovite114 (1:01:37 AM): apparently i hurt jo

moscovite114 (1:01:41 AM): cus i borought it up

juzaluvlettraway (1:01:41 AM): how?

moscovite114 (1:01:44 AM): so yea

juzaluvlettraway (1:01:44 AM): ahh

moscovite114 (1:01:49 AM): now she is all bummed and pissed

moscovite114 (1:02:03 AM): hey look i went less than 24 hours before doing that

juzaluvlettraway (1:02:05 AM): discuss raptor-proofng her house

moscovite114 (1:02:05 AM): wow

moscovite114 (1:02:07 AM): i did

moscovite114 (1:02:11 AM): and she isn't buyin git

juzaluvlettraway (1:02:14 AM): aww

moscovite114 (1:02:18 AM): i think i will just put a leash on it and name him Bon!

juzaluvlettraway (1:02:19 AM): but it's a real threat!

moscovite114 (1:02:21 AM): that was her response

juzaluvlettraway (1:02:24 AM): what?!

juzaluvlettraway (1:02:29 AM): she'll be eaten!

moscovite114 (1:02:33 AM): she dosen't get it

juzaluvlettraway (1:02:46 AM): they are vicious creatures who don't know fear

juzaluvlettraway (1:02:59 AM): [btw, most awesome conversation ever]

moscovite114 (1:03:04 AM): dude tell her all this

moscovite114 (1:03:06 AM): don't tell me

moscovite114 (1:03:08 AM): im her straight up

moscovite114 (1:03:12 AM): she'll laugh

moscovite114 (1:03:27 AM): u gunu..

juzaluvlettraway (1:03:42 AM): yeah!

moscovite114 (1:03:45 AM): yay

juzaluvlettraway (1:03:49 AM): lol

juzaluvlettraway (1:04:56 AM): she said she's fine with dying in such a violent way...

moscovite114 (1:05:02 AM): ...

moscovite114 (1:05:08 AM): deflecting

moscovite114 (1:05:10 AM): keep at it

moscovite114 (1:05:12 AM): i will also

moscovite114 (1:05:48 AM): i meen 9/11 wasn't al-qaida

moscovite114 (1:05:53 AM): it was the raptors

juzaluvlettraway (1:05:57 AM): totally!

moscovite114 (1:06:25 AM): i for one

moscovite114 (1:06:28 AM): am planning a safe room

juzaluvlettraway (1:06:41 AM): that's probably a goo idea

juzaluvlettraway (1:06:45 AM): good*

juzaluvlettraway (1:07:05 AM): [i've been reading way too much xkcd, it's made me paranoid]

moscovite114 (1:07:14 AM): yea i know

blah blah blah, stuff i'm not sure should be shared on the internets...

moscovite114 (1:09:12 AM): yea

moscovite114 (1:10:08 AM): beachbummer127 (1:07:59 AM): i am sorry
beachbummer127 (1:08:42 AM): i just cant take it seriously now
moscovite114 (1:08:52 AM): lol
moscovite114 (1:08:55 AM): take what seriously
beachbummer127 (1:09:03 AM): dinosaurs
moscovite114 (1:09:07 AM): lol
moscovite114 (1:09:11 AM): that makes no sense

moscovite114 (1:10:10 AM): dude

moscovite114 (1:10:14 AM): she really said that

juzaluvlettraway (1:10:40 AM): first of all, we're not talking about just any dinosaurs

juzaluvlettraway (1:10:46 AM): these are velociraptors

moscovite114 (1:10:49 AM): yea i know

juzaluvlettraway (1:11:04 AM): she's going to be eaten immediately

moscovite114 (1:11:08 AM): yea i know

juzaluvlettraway (1:11:11 AM): there's just no hope

moscovite114 (1:11:15 AM): anyway

juzaluvlettraway (1:11:17 AM): you would probably get away

moscovite114 (1:11:19 AM): instead of lectureing me

juzaluvlettraway (1:11:22 AM): i'd run, and be overtaken...

moscovite114 (1:11:29 AM): on how stupid she is

moscovite114 (1:11:34 AM): lets talk about ur dorm

juzaluvlettraway (1:11:37 AM): yes!

juzaluvlettraway (1:11:39 AM): help me!

moscovite114 (1:11:43 AM): lol

moscovite114 (1:11:44 AM): ok

moscovite114 (1:11:49 AM): u need a shotgun

moscovite114 (1:11:54 AM): either that

moscovite114 (1:11:59 AM): or cesley's leg

juzaluvlettraway (1:12:07 AM): that's like a shotgun?

juzaluvlettraway (1:12:07 AM): whoa

moscovite114 (1:12:47 AM): it can be

moscovite114 (1:12:50 AM): either that

moscovite114 (1:12:58 AM): or they'll be so distracted witht he meet

moscovite114 (1:13:03 AM): that you'll have time to run

moscovite114 (1:13:04 AM): lol

juzaluvlettraway (1:13:13 AM): out the window

moscovite114 (1:13:17 AM): no

moscovite114 (1:13:20 AM): they are smart remember

juzaluvlettraway (1:13:21 AM): i'll need to start hoarding sheets...

juzaluvlettraway (1:13:25 AM): damn

juzaluvlettraway (1:13:33 AM): if they come in the door, where can i go

juzaluvlettraway (1:13:34 AM): ?

moscovite114 (1:13:39 AM): they would be between u and the window

juzaluvlettraway (1:13:43 AM): ahh

moscovite114 (1:13:47 AM): think about it

moscovite114 (1:13:50 AM): i'll be in be

moscovite114 (1:13:51 AM): d

moscovite114 (1:13:53 AM): they run in

moscovite114 (1:13:58 AM): and go all the way to the back of the room

moscovite114 (1:14:02 AM): and then u get out

moscovite114 (1:14:05 AM): and lock the door

moscovite114 (1:14:09 AM): they can't open that door

moscovite114 (1:14:14 AM): so they spend itme breaking it down

moscovite114 (1:14:21 AM): u give them bayly's boobs

moscovite114 (1:14:24 AM): on the way out

juzaluvlettraway (1:14:25 AM): during which i can get away

moscovite114 (1:14:28 AM): and then get on the bus

juzaluvlettraway (1:14:38 AM): i like that plan

moscovite114 (1:14:43 AM): cool

moscovite114 (1:14:49 AM): just don't tell bay or ces

juzaluvlettraway (1:14:50 AM): do you think they'd sabotage the elevators?

juzaluvlettraway (1:14:52 AM): yeah!

moscovite114 (1:14:56 AM): cus they won't like it

juzaluvlettraway (1:15:01 AM): yeah...

moscovite114 (1:15:01 AM): no

moscovite114 (1:15:06 AM): they cna't push buttons

juzaluvlettraway (1:15:06 AM): sorry, but i've gotta live

moscovite114 (1:15:10 AM): yea

moscovite114 (1:15:20 AM): otherwise i'll have no back up girl do tate

moscovite114 (1:15:22 AM): *date

juzaluvlettraway (1:15:25 AM): lol

moscovite114 (1:15:30 AM): u know it's true

juzaluvlettraway (1:15:34 AM): yeah...

moscovite114 (1:15:36 AM): has it never come to ur mind

moscovite114 (1:15:41 AM): that at some point

moscovite114 (1:15:50 AM): i have always and will be a plan b

moscovite114 (1:16:01 AM): cus it's been like that with u in my head trully

juzaluvlettraway (1:16:06 AM): yeah

moscovite114 (1:16:08 AM): lol

juzaluvlettraway (1:16:21 AM): hence the whole me having to learn russian thing?

moscovite114 (1:16:26 AM): i guess so

moscovite114 (1:16:29 AM): but thats for the kida

juzaluvlettraway (1:16:33 AM): true

okay, i have to go to bed now....