[12:39:03 AM] moscovite114 says: do u now??
[12:39:10 AM] moscovite114 says: is ur nakedness absorbing the heat
[12:39:12 AM] ace.aviatrix says: indeed
[12:39:13 AM] ace.aviatrix says: no
[12:39:21 AM] ace.aviatrix says: i am indeed clothes
[12:39:23 AM] ace.aviatrix says: clothed*
[12:39:24 AM] moscovite114 says: i assume ur naked everytime i talk to u now
[12:39:32 AM] ace.aviatrix says: ooooooooook
[12:39:33 AM] moscovite114 says: cus it makes u awkarded out if i do
[12:39:37 AM] moscovite114 says: and thats fun to do wit hu
[12:40:59 AM] ace.aviatrix says: i guess lol
related to a previous aim convo relating to whether or not wearing a robe counts as being dressed, and how awkward i feel, thinking about being naked near him. idk...
multi-tasking yeah!the whole thing. part way through we start a vid-call, but he can't talk so he types. hence the weird one-sidedness and such.
[12:22:42 AM] ace.aviatrix says: so strange
[12:22:54 AM] ace.aviatrix says: i'm not sure why skype decides to not show me as on
[12:23:27 AM] moscovite114 says: dude so i realized
[12:23:32 AM] moscovite114 says: i'm afraid of the idea of anal sex
[12:23:46 AM] ace.aviatrix says: most normal guys probably are
[12:26:40 AM] moscovite114 says: advil high is succesfull not depressed at all
[12:24:45 AM] moscovite114 says: just abit loopy and pain free!!!
[12:26:54 AM] ace.aviatrix says: oh jees
[12:26:57 AM] ace.aviatrix says: jeez*
[12:27:03 AM] moscovite114 says: yea
[12:27:11 AM] moscovite114 says: and i'm seeing pretty face
[12:27:19 AM] moscovite114 says: though i'm prolly gunu caall u next
[12:27:29 AM] moscovite114 says: and make u stay up rediculous amounts of time tnight
[12:27:35 AM] ace.aviatrix says: ooooooook
[12:27:53 AM] moscovite114 says: what time u planning on going to bed
[12:28:08 AM] ace.aviatrix says: whenever i start yawning more than blinking
[12:28:12 AM] ace.aviatrix says: or some such
[12:28:32 AM] moscovite114 says: did u know that ahhahahahha is one of the backwards forwards words
[12:28:49 AM] ace.aviatrix says: palindrome
[12:28:58 AM] ace.aviatrix says: and yea
[12:29:13 AM] moscovite114 says: yea
[12:32:49 AM] moscovite114 says: yes i'm being nosey now
[12:30:41 AM] moscovite114 says: cus i hav a bigg one and 'm a jew
[12:30:49 AM] moscovite114 says: double the noseyness of life
[12:32:55 AM] moscovite114 says: i just said that to heather
[12:32:59 AM] moscovite114 says: i'm decently loopy now
[12:33:02 AM] ace.aviatrix says: lol
[12:33:06 AM] ace.aviatrix says: and air is free
[12:33:52 AM] moscovite114 says: wnnna know a jewish dliema
[12:34:02 AM] ace.aviatrix says: suuuuure
[12:34:06 AM] moscovite114 says: free ham
[12:34:15 AM] ace.aviatrix says: lol!!
[12:34:27 AM] ace.aviatrix says: clever indeed
[12:34:30 AM] moscovite114 says: yea
[12:35:13 AM] ace.aviatrix says: brb, checking laundry
[12:36:25 AM] moscovite114 says: k
[12:37:10 AM] ace.aviatrix says: gosh i love my space heater
[12:39:03 AM] moscovite114 says: do u now??
[12:39:10 AM] moscovite114 says: is ur nakedness absorbing the heat
[12:39:12 AM] ace.aviatrix says: indeed
[12:39:13 AM] ace.aviatrix says: no
[12:39:21 AM] ace.aviatrix says: i am indeed clothes
[12:39:23 AM] ace.aviatrix says: clothed*
[12:39:24 AM] moscovite114 says: i assume ur naked everytime i talk to u now
[12:39:32 AM] ace.aviatrix says: ooooooooook
[12:39:33 AM] moscovite114 says: cus it makes u awkarded out if i do
[12:39:37 AM] moscovite114 says: and thats fun to do wit hu
[12:40:59 AM] ace.aviatrix says: i guess lol
[12:44:35 AM] moscovite114 says: >_< SQUEEE!!
[12:44:45 AM] ace.aviatrix says: why do you squee?
[12:44:54 AM] moscovite114 says: because i fucking squee woman!!!
[12:45:09 AM] moscovite114 says: >< he he hugs!!
[12:45:17 AM] ace.aviatrix says: i was just wondering if there was a particular cause, and if so i would lik...... nvm
[12:45:21 AM] ace.aviatrix says: i forgot how loopy you are
[12:45:46 AM] ace.aviatrix says: i'm currently working my way through an entire sleeve of saltines
[12:46:09 AM] moscovite114 says: that would take me about 10 mins
[12:46:15 AM] ace.aviatrix says: lol
[12:48:31 AM] moscovite114 says: get ur camera out
[12:48:43 AM] moscovite114 says: like webcam
[12:48:50 AM] ace.aviatrix says: yeah, i figured
[12:48:55 AM] moscovite114 says: no i'm calling u
[12:48:57 AM] moscovite114 says: like now
[12:49:01 AM] ace.aviatrix says: ok
[12:49:23 AM] moscovite114 says: hi
[12:49:27 AM] moscovite114 says: mom is asleep
[12:49:29 AM] moscovite114 says: i must type
[12:49:43 AM] moscovite114 says: i got the epic knock on the wall from her abut an hour ago
[12:49:48 AM] moscovite114 says: saying STFU
[12:50:12 AM] moscovite114 says: hi there
[12:50:25 AM] moscovite114 says: no cus now i can see u yea nice
[12:50:33 AM] moscovite114 says: are u in ed??
[12:50:35 AM] moscovite114 says: *bed
[12:50:47 AM] moscovite114 says: yay i know where u are
[12:50:59 AM] moscovite114 says: so i ralized something
[12:51:04 AM] moscovite114 says: i have a lot of hair
[12:51:06 AM] moscovite114 says: lookit
[12:51:32 AM] moscovite114 says: i look like john lenon with short hair
[12:51:40 AM] moscovite114 says: fuck u
[12:52:00 AM] moscovite114 says: i love the wide selection of emoticons for skype
[12:52:07 AM] moscovite114 says: (puke)like puking
[12:52:16 AM] moscovite114 says: (skype)
[12:52:21 AM] moscovite114 says: and the skype symbol
[12:52:26 AM] moscovite114 says: (hug)and a teddy bear
[12:52:33 AM] moscovite114 says: and boobs
[12:52:35 AM] moscovite114 says: no just kidding
[12:52:42 AM] moscovite114 says: but i can makem see (.)(.)
[12:52:45 AM] moscovite114 says: yay
[12:52:51 AM] moscovite114 says: and urs are finnaly bigger than that
[12:52:58 AM] moscovite114 says: cus they used to be that size
[12:53:06 AM] moscovite114 says: wel i meen the ones i just made
[12:53:10 AM] moscovite114 says: are bigger than sporls
[12:53:12 AM] moscovite114 says: *sporks
[12:53:28 AM] moscovite114 says: though it takes about 20 million of those to make brit's
[12:53:34 AM] moscovite114 says: and about 10 to make mine
[12:53:47 AM] moscovite114 says: yes i have muscley man boobs
[12:54:04 AM] moscovite114 says: so
[12:54:08 AM] moscovite114 says: i saw role models tdy
[12:54:14 AM] moscovite114 says: with sean william scott
[12:54:15 AM] moscovite114 says: and paul rudd
[12:54:32 AM] moscovite114 says: IT WAS SO FUCKING HILAIROUS!!!!
[12:54:43 AM] moscovite114 says: i laughed allowed when i was alone
[12:54:46 AM] moscovite114 says: takes a lot to do that
[12:54:47 AM] moscovite114 says: but i did
[12:54:56 AM] moscovite114 says: yes but thats u
[12:55:00 AM] moscovite114 says: because u are a loner
[12:55:05 AM] moscovite114 says: u laugh at the voices in ur head
[12:55:31 AM] moscovite114 says: and at things that ur pet lobster says when he isn't bitching about the rubber bands on his hands u fucking slave driver
[12:55:46 AM] moscovite114 says: u kow thats ur new facebook quote
[12:56:04 AM] moscovite114 says: dude
[12:56:09 AM] moscovite114 says: make the lobster a facebook quote
[12:57:06 AM] moscovite114 says: thats cus the light u c is the cmputer light
[12:57:10 AM] moscovite114 says: when it goes dark i go dark
[12:59:51 AM] moscovite114 says: well i thought it was with u
[1:00:25 AM] moscovite114 says: lol
[12:56:36 AM] moscovite114 says: yea i just did it also
[12:56:37 AM] moscovite114 says: lol
[12:56:50 AM] moscovite114 says: i wish they had though readers
[12:56:59 AM] moscovite114 says: that would vocalize my thoughts through ur speakers
[12:57:05 AM] moscovite114 says: so i can sit here looking at u
[12:57:08 AM] moscovite114 says: and a voice comes out going
[12:57:10 AM] moscovite114 says: wow she is a dork
[12:57:12 AM] moscovite114 says: ergh shit
[12:57:14 AM] Heather Nunan says: ><
[12:57:20 AM] moscovite114 says: she can hear what i'm thinking i meen hi eleanor
[12:57:24 AM] moscovite114 says: nice glasses
[12:57:28 AM] moscovite114 says: that is what i wish
[12:57:35 AM] moscovite114 says: u
[12:57:40 AM] Heather Nunan says: or you could stlil be tyoing to heather
[12:57:43 AM] moscovite114 says: o shit
Heather Nunan says:
[1:00:55 AM] moscovite114 says: the end is funny
[1:01:01 AM] moscovite114 says: cus i realize it's her an dno tu
[1:01:28 AM] moscovite114 says: only reason it's hitting me is cus i'm tired as is
[1:02:00 AM] moscovite114 says: i know who i'm going skinny dipping with for the first time
[1:02:06 AM] moscovite114 says: take a guess
[1:02:14 AM] moscovite114 says: good job
[1:02:16 AM] moscovite114 says: i meen
[1:02:18 AM] moscovite114 says: i've given up on u
[1:02:33 AM] moscovite114 says: ur gettho booty will never be naked in peopkes oreence
[1:02:55 AM] moscovite114 says: unless i walk in on u showering or being naked at which point we both will be like eh and go on with what we are doing, then i lok at and go
[1:02:55 AM] moscovite114 says: wait
[1:02:59 AM] moscovite114 says: ur naked
[1:03:17 AM] moscovite114 says: then i laugh poke u in the boob and go on with my life becuase the i will be able to say
[1:03:27 AM] moscovite114 says: I POKED ELENAOR'S NAKED BOOB!!!
[1:04:10 AM] moscovite114 says: u fucing dropped me u whore
[1:04:46 AM] moscovite114 says: wtf do i hear in the background
[1:04:59 AM] moscovite114 says: fuuck u ur not paying attention to me!!!
[1:05:26 AM] moscovite114 says: actually
[1:05:30 AM] moscovite114 says: ur video window is up at all times
[1:05:41 AM] moscovite114 says: thusly not ignoring u
[1:05:44 AM] moscovite114 says: cu sif i'm not typing
[1:05:45 AM] moscovite114 says: ur talking
[1:06:07 AM] moscovite114 says: i can see mself remenber
[1:06:15 AM] moscovite114 says: so i have fun with delay
[1:06:27 AM] moscovite114 says: see
[1:07:20 AM] moscovite114 says: this is what i just said to heather about skinny dipping in her hottub/pool
[1:07:20 AM] moscovite114 says: next time i can b over and can be baked time i ask then b naked time
[1:07:45 AM] moscovite114 says: meant to say naked not baked
[1:07:56 AM] moscovite114 says: prolly
[1:07:57 AM] moscovite114 says: but not what i meant
[1:08:04 AM] moscovite114 says: omg
[1:08:10 AM] moscovite114 says: i was so fuckign gone yestrday
[1:08:18 AM] moscovite114 says: chemistry is hard
[1:08:29 AM] moscovite114 says: when under the influence of marijuana
[1:08:35 AM] moscovite114 says: yea
[1:08:39 AM] moscovite114 says: and it was thermochem
[1:08:52 AM] moscovite114 says: and nuclear ionic compound reactions and equations anf romulas
[1:08:54 AM] moscovite114 says: *formulas
[1:09:05 AM] moscovite114 says: just reading that sentence
[1:09:10 AM] moscovite114 says: and my dad is wondering why i'm failing
[1:09:28 AM] moscovite114 says: do u konw why led is Pb
[1:09:36 AM] moscovite114 says: because the latin for it is
[1:09:44 AM] moscovite114 says: Pluum Buum
[1:09:51 AM] moscovite114 says: lead
[1:10:00 AM] moscovite114 says: u konw why it's called that
[1:10:05 AM] moscovite114 says: cus when the dude discovered it
[1:10:09 AM] moscovite114 says: it rolled of the table
[1:10:13 AM] moscovite114 says: and went ploom boom
[1:10:15 AM] moscovite114 says: on the floor
[1:10:18 AM] moscovite114 says: so he named it that
[1:10:19 AM] moscovite114 says: serious
[1:10:30 AM] moscovite114 says: so if i throw u off a building an du make a prety metal and a fun sound
[1:10:43 AM] moscovite114 says: i can eithe rname it
[1:10:47 AM] moscovite114 says: splatium
[1:10:53 AM] moscovite114 says: or fishium
[1:10:56 AM] moscovite114 says: either way
[1:11:13 AM] moscovite114 says: save that to the blog please
[1:11:17 AM] moscovite114 says: i might not remeber this in the morning
[1:11:24 AM] moscovite114 says: not cus of the drugs
[1:11:29 AM] moscovite114 says: cus i'ts fucking 1 in the morning
[1:11:43 AM] moscovite114 says: nope
[1:11:45 AM] moscovite114 says: it's 1 09
[1:12:17 AM] moscovite114 says: uhhhhhhhhhh yea
[1:12:32 AM] moscovite114 says: i try
[1:12:39 AM] moscovite114 says: dude don't u wish u could type like me
[1:12:45 AM] moscovite114 says: with the speed almost as though i'm talking
[1:13:11 AM] moscovite114 says: sometimes i type ahead of thahat i'm thinking when i that talk it comes out all funny
[1:13:14 AM] moscovite114 says: cus i reqind and replace
[1:13:18 AM] moscovite114 says: see like that
[1:13:18 AM] moscovite114 says: fuck
[1:13:28 AM] moscovite114 says: wasn't on purpose bitch
[1:13:32 AM] moscovite114 says: d'nt make fun of me
[1:13:40 AM] moscovite114 says: fucking A
[1:13:41 AM] moscovite114 says: man
[1:13:44 AM] moscovite114 says: Fucking A
[1:13:47 AM] ace.aviatrix says: fucking EH
[1:13:55 AM] moscovite114 says: also
[1:14:02 AM] moscovite114 says: i think u should get me those molly ticks
[1:14:05 AM] moscovite114 says: again for my b day
[1:14:08 AM] moscovite114 says: even though ur no tgoing
[1:14:14 AM] moscovite114 says: *smile*
[1:14:19 AM] moscovite114 says: omg
[1:14:25 AM] moscovite114 says: how emo do i look right now
[1:14:29 AM] moscovite114 says: with my hair like this
[1:14:45 AM] moscovite114 says: yea but it's like slanted like wtf
[1:14:50 AM] moscovite114 says: like grunge metal type
[1:14:52 AM] moscovite114 says: mine
[1:15:01 AM] moscovite114 says: look at it
[1:15:04 AM] moscovite114 says: it's amost at my eye
[1:15:07 AM] moscovite114 says: hav eu ever seen it like taht
[1:15:28 AM] moscovite114 says: this is fucking awesome
[1:15:58 AM] moscovite114 says: my hair
[1:16:05 AM] moscovite114 says: i've tried to get it to fall right for ages remember
[1:16:08 AM] moscovite114 says: it just poofed
[1:16:13 AM] moscovite114 says: now it's poofing but not so much
[1:17:12 AM] moscovite114 says: so i need my eyebrows ripped out of my face again
[1:17:30 AM] moscovite114 says: yes
[1:17:35 AM] moscovite114 says: it's due tijke
[1:17:39 AM] moscovite114 says: *time
[1:17:42 AM] moscovite114 says: not sure how that worked
[1:17:44 AM] moscovite114 says: but yea that
[1:18:00 AM] moscovite114 says: i'm all in yo cmpuerts face
[1:18:04 AM] moscovite114 says: wtf did i just say
[1:18:12 AM] moscovite114 says: what is a cmpuert
[1:18:30 AM] moscovite114 says: can u read that out loud for me
[1:18:42 AM] moscovite114 says: thank u
[1:18:51 AM] moscovite114 says: o did i mention my hand hurts
[1:18:56 AM] moscovite114 says: from punching a dude in the face
[1:19:06 AM] moscovite114 says: i tol du abot htat right
[1:19:11 AM] moscovite114 says: the day after tha nnapolis incodent
[1:19:15 AM] moscovite114 says: a guy fucked with me on the road
[1:19:17 AM] moscovite114 says: yea i told u taht
[1:19:21 AM] moscovite114 says: o ok
[1:20:52 AM] moscovite114 says: so
[1:20:55 AM] moscovite114 says: whats my next hair color
[1:21:00 AM] moscovite114 says: keeping in mind i'm doing it myself
[1:21:05 AM] moscovite114 says: and not spending 125 dollars
[1:21:41 AM] moscovite114 says: itchs
[1:21:43 AM] moscovite114 says: &itchy
[1:21:49 AM] moscovite114 says: i noticed
[1:21:51 AM] moscovite114 says: it's darker
[1:22:55 AM] moscovite114 says: now i look like a floating head
[1:23:13 AM] moscovite114 says: floating
[1:23:16 AM] moscovite114 says: yes
[1:23:20 AM] moscovite114 says: u konw me so well
[1:24:32 AM] moscovite114 says: look lfoating hadn
[1:21:53 AM] moscovite114 says: *hand
[1:22:04 AM] moscovite114 says: floating nose scratcher
[1:22:19 AM] moscovite114 says: fuck
[1:22:20 AM] moscovite114 says: again
[1:22:32 AM] moscovite114 says: i suck at this
[1:24:34 AM] moscovite114 says: i did it again
[1:25:14 AM] moscovite114 says: o sorry
[1:25:18 AM] moscovite114 says: i forgot u could see that
[1:25:26 AM] moscovite114 says: it's like when people use ur sunglasses for a mirror
[1:25:27 AM] moscovite114 says: and ur like
[1:25:28 AM] moscovite114 says: dude
[1:25:31 AM] moscovite114 says: i can see u too!!
[1:25:40 AM] moscovite114 says: u now what i meen
[1:25:46 AM] moscovite114 says: like if ur trying to look less ugly
[1:25:52 AM] moscovite114 says: don't show me the process
[1:25:54 AM] moscovite114 says: show me the end result
[1:26:02 AM] moscovite114 says: I AINT NO MIRROR BITCH!!
[1:26:12 AM] moscovite114 says: i'm going on the sunglesses rant i went on on stage once
[1:26:26 AM] moscovite114 says: funny right??
[1:27:18 AM] moscovite114 says: dunno
[1:27:26 AM] moscovite114 says: i was waiting fo ru to notie that i wasn't moving
[1:28:24 AM] moscovite114 says: alright i did it again
[1:28:48 AM] moscovite114 says: yea
[1:26:01 AM] moscovite114 says: so ihead banged
[1:26:04 AM] moscovite114 says: and my hair moved
[1:26:23 AM] moscovite114 says: it's an accomplishemtn
[1:26:26 AM] moscovite114 says: stfd
[1:26:42 AM] moscovite114 says: and i did it again
[1:26:47 AM] moscovite114 says: i'm going to close this window now
[1:26:55 AM] moscovite114 says: an dim u when i have shit to say
[1:28:52 AM] moscovite114 says: that was meant for u again
[1:29:23 AM] moscovite114 says: have u seen role mdels
[1:29:31 AM] moscovite114 says: see it
[1:29:42 AM] moscovite114 says: paul rudd is a genius
[1:30:00 AM] moscovite114 says: so is mclovin
[1:30:03 AM] moscovite114 says: that same actor is in it
[1:30:05 AM] moscovite114 says: yea
[1:30:08 AM] moscovite114 says: it's fucking awesome
[1:30:12 AM] moscovite114 says: nor do i
[1:30:18 AM] moscovite114 says: tahts why i said mclivin
[1:30:22 AM] moscovite114 says: *mclovin
[1:30:32 AM] moscovite114 says: the o is next to the i
[1:30:36 AM] moscovite114 says: u fucking whore
[1:30:40 AM] moscovite114 says: damn i'm meen tnight
[1:30:56 AM] moscovite114 says: alright well i might have to go to bed
[1:31:04 AM] moscovite114 says: sincea ;dj i can't al really types strrethgt
[1:31:09 AM] moscovite114 says: yea taht
[1:31:20 AM] moscovite114 says: so agihtsa;l
[1:31:21 AM] moscovite114 says: fuck
[1:31:22 AM] moscovite114 says: so
[1:31:25 AM] moscovite114 says: gnightas
[1:31:30 AM] moscovite114 says: what ever
[1:31:33 AM] moscovite114 says: 'yo
[1:31:44 AM] moscovite114 says: i ainry ting
[1:31:58 AM] moscovite114 says: yes
[1:32:01 AM] moscovite114 says: i ainry ting
[1:32:06 AM] moscovite114 says: thats exactly what i meant o say
[1:32:13 AM] moscovite114 says: lemme try again
[1:32:21 AM] moscovite114 says: i aint trying to be funny
[1:32:29 AM] moscovite114 says: but i definatly ainry ting
[1:32:44 AM] moscovite114 says: neither do i
[1:33:02 AM] moscovite114 says: yes i meant to say
[1:33:04 AM] moscovite114 says: i aint trying
[1:33:09 AM] moscovite114 says: it came out ainry ting
[1:33:17 AM] moscovite114 says: and now it is my facebook status
[1:33:24 AM] moscovite114 says: yasha langer is ainry ting
[1:33:37 AM] moscovite114 says: u'll get a text son
[1:33:39 AM] moscovite114 says: *soon
[1:33:42 AM] moscovite114 says: since ur not my son
[1:33:57 AM] moscovite114 says: i said son
[1:34:01 AM] moscovite114 says: then corrected it to soon
[1:34:55 AM] moscovite114 says: no
[1:34:59 AM] moscovite114 says: i just told heather
[1:35:02 AM] moscovite114 says: that i need dressered
[1:35:07 AM] moscovite114 says: instead of sayig i need rest
[1:35:15 AM] moscovite114 says: i dunno
[1:35:23 AM] moscovite114 says: at least the other one had the same letters
[1:36:02 AM] moscovite114 says: u are like a baby
[1:36:04 AM] moscovite114 says: u burped
[1:36:11 AM] moscovite114 says: and wer surprised by ur own burp
[1:36:15 AM] moscovite114 says: u wer like
[1:36:15 AM] moscovite114 says: ugh...woa
[1:36:27 AM] moscovite114 says: don't suppose
[1:36:29 AM] moscovite114 says: i am right
[1:36:38 AM] moscovite114 says: my word is the word of kinglynesshipyness
[1:36:45 AM] moscovite114 says: no
[1:36:49 AM] moscovite114 says: i have a better one
[1:37:00 AM] moscovite114 says: kinglynesssipahtude
[1:37:16 AM] moscovite114 says: u
[1:37:18 AM] moscovite114 says: and ur naked
[1:37:27 AM] moscovite114 says: i own ur body
[1:37:30 AM] moscovite114 says: and i sahll sell it
[1:37:34 AM] moscovite114 says: u get 15 percent
[1:37:44 AM] moscovite114 says: and all the free sex u can get
[1:38:00 AM] moscovite114 says: what do u meen which 14 percent
[1:38:11 AM] moscovite114 says: i'm such a jew
[1:38:18 AM] moscovite114 says: yes i did say 12 percent
[1:38:21 AM] moscovite114 says: way to notice
[1:38:28 AM] moscovite114 says: so lets talk about that 8 percent of urs
[1:38:45 AM] moscovite114 says: dude i actually got someone like that
[1:38:54 AM] moscovite114 says: but yes so about ur 13 percent
[1:39:05 AM] moscovite114 says: fine
[1:39:06 AM] moscovite114 says: 14.5
[1:39:14 AM] moscovite114 says: ok fine 16
[1:39:15 AM] moscovite114 says: no wait
[1:39:15 AM] moscovite114 says: shit
[1:39:25 AM] moscovite114 says: no but u get 15 percent of all used condom sales
[1:39:32 AM] moscovite114 says: assuming condoms are used
[1:39:44 AM] moscovite114 says: and u get 2 percent of all the sales we goet from ur bastar chirldren
[1:39:50 AM] moscovite114 says: unless u get on birthcontrol
[1:39:57 AM] moscovite114 says: then u'll just have a really sticky vagina
[1:40:10 AM] moscovite114 says: and a funny taste in ur mouth
[1:40:13 AM] moscovite114 says: ahahaha
[1:40:15 AM] moscovite114 says: i am ur pimp
[1:40:23 AM] moscovite114 says: and u are now mine
[1:40:27 AM] moscovite114 says: wel u wer always mine
[1:40:34 AM] moscovite114 says: but now ur boobs ae also mine
[1:40:39 AM] moscovite114 says: and so is ur baby maker
[1:40:40 AM] moscovite114 says: ahahahaha
[1:40:44 AM] moscovite114 says: ok sorry i'm done now
[1:40:55 AM] moscovite114 says: but anyway so yea 14 percent of ur profits
[1:41:00 AM] moscovite114 says: are goin to me
[1:41:15 AM] moscovite114 says: i thught u too
[1:41:35 AM] moscovite114 says: then i started counting the possible sales outcomes of selling u to malaysian sweat shops and passing u off as a 5 year old for them
[1:41:42 AM] moscovite114 says: then sending in the navy seals
[1:41:44 AM] moscovite114 says: to recue u
[1:41:53 AM] moscovite114 says: but keep the profits as charitable cnotributions to ur memorial fund
[1:42:07 AM] moscovite114 says: that will be closd and i will keep all the money
[1:42:22 AM] moscovite114 says: well when u wer "stolen" by malaysian pirates
[1:42:26 AM] moscovite114 says: i made a scholarship in ur name
[1:42:34 AM] moscovite114 says: but now athat u are saved it's not needed
[1:42:48 AM] moscovite114 says: and think of all the nice sweater u can crochet for abercrombie and AE
[1:42:56 AM] moscovite114 says: and u get ur life out of it
[1:43:00 AM] moscovite114 says: be happy
[1:43:04 AM] moscovite114 says: yes it works
[1:43:08 AM] moscovite114 says: u have a job and i get paid
[1:43:13 AM] moscovite114 says: i odn' thave enough
[1:43:14 AM] moscovite114 says: money
[1:43:18 AM] moscovite114 says: an du keep bitching that u need a job
[1:43:30 AM] moscovite114 says: never baout the lack of money u are in for not having one
[1:43:38 AM] moscovite114 says: i never hear i don't have enought thus i need a ajob
[1:43:39 AM] moscovite114 says: all i hear is
[1:43:42 AM] moscovite114 says: i need a job
[1:43:49 AM] moscovite114 says: i always connect it to being broke
[1:43:55 AM] moscovite114 says: see it's too late now
[1:44:05 AM] moscovite114 says: i already have pirates on the way to steal u
[1:44:09 AM] moscovite114 says: so i can later kick thre ass
[1:44:27 AM] moscovite114 says: (flex)
[1:44:56 AM] moscovite114 says: god i'm loopy as fuck
[1:45:24 AM] moscovite114 says: ha just kiddign
[1:45:28 AM] moscovite114 says: 'm not a crack addict
[1:45:31 AM] moscovite114 says: like chiken
[1:45:35 AM] moscovite114 says: ooo
[1:45:36 AM] moscovite114 says: low blow
[1:45:37 AM] moscovite114 says: ha
[1:45:38 AM] moscovite114 says: low
[1:45:42 AM] moscovite114 says: cus thats what she does
[1:45:45 AM] moscovite114 says: *blow
[1:45:47 AM] moscovite114 says: not low
[1:45:48 AM] moscovite114 says: blow
[1:45:56 AM] moscovite114 says: i was like wait
[1:45:58 AM] moscovite114 says: that makes no sense
[1:46:06 AM] moscovite114 says: so we hve thin mints at dad's house
[1:46:11 AM] moscovite114 says: but my sister only got one box
[1:46:13 AM] moscovite114 says: for herself
[1:46:17 AM] moscovite114 says: i only had one cookie
[1:46:21 AM] moscovite114 says: out of the whole fucking box
[1:46:26 AM] moscovite114 says: I WANT THE REST OF THOSE COOKIES!!!!
[1:46:39 AM] moscovite114 says: bu ti don't wanna be the loosert that orders them online
[1:46:50 AM] moscovite114 says: i thnk so
[1:47:53 AM] ace.aviatrix says: are you okay?
[1:48:10 AM] moscovite114 says: http://www.gscm.org/programs/productsales/cookies/buycookies.html
[1:48:48 AM] moscovite114 says: http://www.gds-inc.net/gscm/cookieexpress2009/boothsalesearch.php?zip=21117
[1:48:51 AM] moscovite114 says: hahahahahah i win sorta
[1:49:21 AM] moscovite114 says: no
[1:49:33 AM] moscovite114 says: bu ti will now go to every single one of those
[1:49:37 AM] moscovite114 says: and get cookies!!!!
[1:50:00 AM] moscovite114 says: u don't have girl scouts
[1:50:03 AM] moscovite114 says: in RVA
[1:50:13 AM] moscovite114 says: odd
[1:50:27 AM] moscovite114 says: do u get RVA cookies though??
[1:50:38 AM] moscovite114 says: well now u can find the schedule
[1:50:45 AM] moscovite114 says: yea
[1:50:48 AM] moscovite114 says: but how do u hin i found it
[1:50:53 AM] moscovite114 says: u got to the home page
[1:50:57 AM] moscovite114 says: and enter ur zip code
[1:51:02 AM] moscovite114 says: duh
[1:51:08 AM] moscovite114 says: girlscoutcookies.com
[1:51:10 AM] moscovite114 says: i swear
[1:51:50 AM] moscovite114 says: not spring
[1:51:59 AM] moscovite114 says: yea
[1:52:01 AM] moscovite114 says: january
[1:52:02 AM] moscovite114 says: lol
[1:52:10 AM] moscovite114 says: and me
[1:52:12 AM] moscovite114 says: since i'll c u
[1:52:15 AM] moscovite114 says: and i'l have my own
[1:52:19 AM] moscovite114 says: but i'm also a jerk
[1:52:30 AM] moscovite114 says: andu know who i have to share them with
[1:52:32 AM] moscovite114 says: fuck
[1:52:36 AM] moscovite114 says: i actually hav a n answer
[1:52:39 AM] moscovite114 says: damn it
[1:52:43 AM] moscovite114 says: i was gunu say no one
[1:52:49 AM] moscovite114 says: but i have stan and heatehr
[1:52:50 AM] moscovite114 says: fuck
[1:52:59 AM] moscovite114 says: damn them and their friendlyness
[1:53:22 AM] moscovite114 says: hey
[1:53:23 AM] moscovite114 says: this summer
[1:53:31 AM] moscovite114 says: wanna join a big brother big sister program
[1:53:41 AM] moscovite114 says: ......
[1:53:44 AM] moscovite114 says: wrong answer
[1:53:54 AM] moscovite114 says: u meant to say yes right?
[1:54:15 AM] moscovite114 says: there u are again with that mumblng
[1:54:22 AM] moscovite114 says: can't understand a single wor du say
[1:54:32 AM] moscovite114 says: he he he willy wonka is fun to quote
[1:54:39 AM] moscovite114 says: start considering
[1:54:42 AM] moscovite114 says: cus i wanna
[1:54:44 AM] moscovite114 says: an du shoud come
[1:54:55 AM] moscovite114 says: cus ima be loney and useless when it comes time to think of shit to do
[1:55:09 AM] moscovite114 says: drive around aimlessly does not a fun big brotehr make
[1:55:39 AM] moscovite114 says: okk i'm off to bed
[1:55:41 AM] moscovite114 says: but i have to hang up
[1:55:46 AM] moscovite114 says: cus i feel bad when i do
[1:55:54 AM] moscovite114 says: night night
[1:56:30 AM] moscovite114 says: when every u wnana go ahead
[1:56:35 AM] moscovite114 says: unless ur ignoring me now
[1:56:44 AM] moscovite114 says: yep ur ignoring me
[1:56:53 AM] moscovite114 says: i can tell cus u would hava answeed already
in reality, my window had stopped scrolling and i couldn't see what he was saying...
so yeah. that was half of our loopy conversation.
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